Dear Jan Landers,
How are you? I am fine.
I have a question. …
Why is it whenever I see a naked lady I go ug-a bug-ga, or wolf-whistle, or drool drool. But whenever a lady sees me naked she laughs?
Picture enclosed.
M
Dear M,
Thanks for including the picture. I must admit I had a good laugh.
And then I showed it to my other doctor colleagues and they all laughed. In fact Dr Purrfect laughed so hard she pee’d herself.
When we showed it to the rest of the staff that all laughed. .. Girls and boys alike.
You know what happened. … One of the staff members photo copied and hung that picture in lobby. And everyone in the lobby started laughing.
And then I guess word spread because people are coming off the street and coming in just to laugh at this photo. We now have a line going outside longer then the one going on at The Coffee Place next door.
I have to say.. you sent this letter to the wrong group. We specialize in dealing with cat problems, not freak problems.
Also, your picture is generating too much of the wrong traffic so a have decided to take your picture out of the lobby at the end of the year. We are planning the exciting ceremony even as I write this.
I’ve always wondered why I laugh when I look at your photograph and the best that I can say is ‘It has that quality’
We are forwarding your message and photo to the local suicide hotline. Maybe it can be used to cheer up some of their callers.
