The Background
A Cats PerspectiveThe Spiel
We’ve introduced a new program. … a cat university. You bring your 6 month old cat to our classes and we’ll train the cats to become more civilized. We’ll teach your cat on wow to behave around other cats. How to obey around you.
Multi year programs are now being setup. Who knows. Maybe the next Einstein might be a cat.
Our cat school programs will be in the format of a 4 hour class occurring 5 days a week. Classes will start in September going through to June. We think based on the life span of a cat, the typical cat would enroll in about a 4 year program. Really a school year will be 3 months long, so each period between sept and June will represent 3 school years. Each classroom will have one instructor and a maximum of 24 kittys. Each year of classroom instruction will be progressive. Progressive years will include training the cats to read and write, speech, history, and of course social studies.
Class Year 1
• Kittens taught to sit in their seats.
• Disiplined nap times
Class Year 9
An rotc program will be offered to cats.
